My friend from WA sent me this. I thought it was "blog worthy." I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
INSTALLING A HUSBAND:
Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: · Romance 9.5 and · Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as : · NBA 5.0, · NFL 3.0 and · ESPN 4..1 .. Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. · Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE , First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. · If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .. · Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications qu ickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend · Cooking 3.0 and · Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support
Good stuff.
3 comments:
Oh, I've recently been working on a program for said problem. I beleive I have the perfect application. Although it does cost $$$, but I have a free download for Demo. The Hot Lingerie 7.7 is a nice try, but I tried to install version 0.1 and Wife v1.0 had to go in for repairs. There was smoke though. I currently have that version available on craigslist - under 'unwrapped but not used'. Good Luck!
Sorry Troy. I was with you all the way on the 'snooper' blog.. but now Tiff is getting serious with software and stuff. I run Macintosh around here for just that reason.
I hope you had prenup1.0 running. (that last comment will probably get mine running if my wife 1 scans here)
You are on your own man. See ya.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
I'll have to send this to my husband 1.0. He's doing pretty good though, he installed a surprise Hawaii Vacation 1.0 and that really pleased the system administrator.
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